-"I think I'll ring, Kendra. Hello? It's Olga. C-can I speak to Kendra please?" -"Just hold on a minute pet. Kendra? Olga's on the phone, do you want to speak to him?" -"Ah! I cannot."
I first saw Kendra at a pub called the Ramside Hall - in Durham So sweet and tender but she did not even see me at all - No She looked so nice, she smelled so fine Oh, how I wished that Kendra was mine 5 foot 1 and eyes that were blue A smile that made me melt Oh, what could I do?
I had to get Kendra's telephone number really quick - Yes If I came straight to the point it would do the trick - Yes I asked her if she'd like to go out with me She said that she was flattered, but I just couldn't see Why she said...
[Chorus:] Oh! Olga I cannot... Oh! Olga I cannot...
My boyfriend's sitting on the Sunday He does not want you to see me So Olgaaaaa... I cannot.
I was really de-pressed, what could I do? I was blue I'll ring her up again in a day or two, on Monday Her boyfriend wasn't there, so I felt lucky Howza bout now baby come out with me? And she said... she said... [Chorus]
I would if I could, but I don't think I should I can't, well I can but I shan't - it's not good man Olga... I cannot... I cannot! I cannot!! I cannot!!!!
I'm sorry that I ever rang She said "Don't be dafted. Oh! Olga man I want to see you, don't get me wrong I'll contact you soon, it won't be long But at the moment... I cannot."
I called Kendra another fifty times on the phone - Yes She agreed to meet me, but I should have known - Yes I wound the window down in the Rolls Royce I said "Jump in the back!" and then I heard her voice Start to say...Start to say... [Chorus]
I'm going to Laurete for my holiday in Spain And when I get back, I still cannot again! So Olgaaaaaaa.... [Chorus]
I talked it over with my mum and me dad But even my sister and the dog think I'm mad! So Olga.... yes Olga..... I cannot.