I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night
Could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?
I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild

Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me
But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"
But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe... Ferocoiusly

My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
My wife's a psychopath. Aooeee
My wife's a psychopath. Always on the warpath
After me, mentally deranged!

I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence... It's not for me

My wife's an psychopath...[guitar bit]

Psycho... Psycho... She's a bleedin' Psycho...

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My Wife's A Psychopath! Lyrics

Toy Dolls – My Wife's A Psychopath! Lyrics