I knew when I first met him
That I never would forget him
To find a beauty such as he in my bed was rare
To sleep with him I was excited
But later I was less delighted
When I found that special present he left
In my pubic hair
Now itґs a crabby day, unhappy day
Iґll never forget him iґm sad to say
Leave me alone
Iґm having a crabby day
So to the drugstore without haste
To solve the problem below the waist
Then the laundromat to disinfect my clothes
And sheets
Walking home who do I see
But the guy who gave those wretched vermin
To me
He quickly runs to opposite side of the street
Now itґs a crabby day, unhappy day
To be treated in such a shabby way
Gimme a break,
Iґm having a rabby day
At home a message is waiting
From a boy iґve been contemplating
Heґs leaving town for a month and wants
To see me tonight
After the lotionґs been applied
Can I be sure every one of those critters has died
Or take the risk of passing them on
For a long-awaited night
Itґs such a crabby day, unhappy day
Why did have to call today
Get me out of this
Iґm having a crabby day
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Crabby Day Lyrics

Pansy Division – Crabby Day Lyrics