-{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.}-

Sean: What's your name, baby?

Girl #4: Desiree.

Sean: Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.

Girl #4: What's your name?

-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player}-

Sean: My name's sean, I want to get it on.

Girl #4: Ooh.

Sean: you know what I'm talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama.

Girl #4: Oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.

Sean: Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you,--

Girl #4: Oh my.

Sean: --You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?

Girl #4: That's sounds nice, sean.

Sean: You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. That's music to my ears.

Girl #4: I'm already naked, how about you?

Sean: Well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.

Girl #4: You must look good you stud, are you hard?

Sean: Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go.

Girl #4: ... "Tally-whacker"?

Sean: No, no, no... I said the sweet-meat.

Girl #4: Oh my god.

Sean: What?

Girl #4: -{To other call girl}- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker.

-{Sean groans}-

Call girl #2: -{To Girl #4}- your kidding?

Girl #4: -{To other call girl}- And his sweet-meat.

Call girl #2: -{To Girl #4}- that's so gross.

-{she hangs up}-

Sean: No. She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute.

-{hangs up}-

What the fuck is happening


... I'm horny, goddamn it. Oh, shit. Fucking, this is so un-chill.
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Cool Guy 4 Lyrics

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