Schnine
Hes a pretty good guy
Hes nice to his neighbors
You can count on him to buy your school candy bars
Hes a real nic guy
Hes always got the jumper cables
Hell take your mail in when youre on vacation
Hes a good-hearted man
Volunteers at the library
Hell help you find a book on whales
Hes a thoughtfull man
Rememers your birthday
Says God bless you when you sneeze
But theres a problem
Its not your average problem
But its a pretty big problem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
Hell eat a hamboyga
Then commit moyda
Hes a friendly guy
He waves to all the joggers
Children use his backyard as a short-cut
Hes a real sweet guy
He always recycles
Referees the junior high basketball for no pay
Hes a great, great man
Hell sign your petition
Then proceed to compliment your new haircut
But theres a problem
Its not your average problem
But its a pretty big problem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
South of the boyda
Hes wanted for moyda
Here he comes
Hey larry, how ya doing?
Hows the garden coming?
You know, its interesting
I just read at the library
That you need to rotate the soil
To get real plump, read tomatoes
Oh, and one more thing
My hobby is moyda
Two, three, four
Im a sick man
My hobby is moyda
My hobby is moyda
Ill eat a hamboyga
Then commit moyda
[chanting]
I never loiter
After committing the doity deed of moyda
Only sigmund freuda
Knows why I cannot and will not stop committing moyda
Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder