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Kermit: Hello. Kermit the frog here. And welcome to Sensamea Street. I'd like to tell you what todays letter is, but I am really f****d (bleeped) up. He, Hey Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is?
Big Bird: Sure Kermit, today's letter is......... Joint.
Kermit: Ahh Big Bird, joint is not a letter. It is a word.
Big Bird: Sorry kids. Today's letter is.... Threeee!
Kermit: Uhhhh, Big Bird, three is a number *chuckle*
Big Bird: Exactly, the number three, which is how many joints I've smoked today. Kermit.... Are you with me?
Kermit: God, I'm stoned!
Big Bird: Me too.
Elmo: Guys, guys, show go on. Come on.
Kermit: Thank you Elmo. Umm, how bout we say our abc's Big Bird...
Big Bird: Ok...
Kermit and Big Bird: A, B, C, D, E, F, are, G, Q, K, C, are, uhh F, C
Big Bird; I forgot what we were doing Kramitt.
Kermit: Did you just uhh call me Kramitt??
Big Bird: Yes I did.
Kermit: Heh, Kramitt the frog here. Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids. Today's show was brought to you by the letter ummm,
Big Bird: Bong...
Kermit: And the number......
Big Bird: God, you're messed up...
Kermit: F**k you!!! (bleeped) Kermit: The number, f**k you!! (bleeped)
Kermet and Big Bird: Bye, bye, kids!
*Music* Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet