He met her at the Mallard, everything was going great
He said, "Hello, my name is Terry. Can I take you on a date?"
He picked her up at 7: 00, everything was going fine
They had a little bit of beer and a lot of red wine
She invited him in cuz it was getting late
She said, "I slept with Terry, and it wasn't that great."
I slept with Terry, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
He woke up in the morning with an aching head
He rolled over and said "Baby, was I good in bed?"
She said, "you passed out, you woke up, you puked on my cat
I want you out of my apartment in 10 seconds flat. "
He didn't know what to do. He didn't know what to say
But from the smell of his skin, he'd been drinking all day
I slept with Terry, and all I got was a W-2