Mum stole my darts
I left 'em in her car
She smoked the whole pack
And won't pay me back
Dad stole me buds
I know he took some
He took the biggest nug
He's taxed his own son
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
My Nan stole my car
She drove it real far
She crashed into a tree
And she stole my keys
The cops stole my drinks
They poured 'em down the sink
I went and bought some more
And I threw up on the floor
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Mum stole my darts
She kicked me up the ass
She drained my goon sack
And won't pay me back
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
