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Correct Mum Stole My Darts Lyrics
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Correct Mum Stole My Darts
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Mum stole my darts I left 'em in her car She smoked the whole pack And won't pay me back Dad stole me buds I know he took some He took the biggest nug He's taxed his own son Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi My Nan stole my car She drove it real far She crashed into a tree And she stole my keys The cops stole my drinks They poured 'em down the sink I went and bought some more And I threw up on the floor Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Mum stole my darts She kicked me up the ass She drained my goon sack And won't pay me back Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
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