Put me in A special school 'Cause I am such a fool And I don't need A single book To teach me how to read Who needs stupid books? They are for petty crooks And I will learn By studying The lesson in my dreams Turn off the TV 'Cause that's what others see And movies are as bad as Eating chocolate ice cream They only sicken me Don't let me play football I'll sack the quarterback A jack the brother of the ball
[Chorus] I'm a troublemaker Never been a faker Doing things my own way And never giving up I'm a troublemaker Not a double taker I don't have The patience To keep it on the up
I picked up a guitar What does that signify? I'm gonna play Some heavy metal riffs And you will die You wanted arts And crafts How's this for arts And crafts ... That's right I'm growing out my hair I'm movin' out To Cherokee I'm gonna be A rock star And you will go To bed with me 'Cause I can't work a job, Like any other slob, Punch it in And punch it out And suckin' up to Bob, Marrying a bitch Having 7 kids Giving up And growing old And hoping There's a God
I'm gonna be a star And people Will crane necks To get a glimpse of me And see If I am having a sex In studying And my moves They try To understand Why I am so unlike The singers In the other bands
I'm such a mystery As anyone can see There isn't Anybody else Exactly quite Like me'
And when It's party time Like 1999 I party by myself Because I'm such A special guy
(Keep it on the up) I'm a troublemaker (Keep it on the up) I'm a troublemaker (Keep it on the up) I'm a troublemaker Never giving up