My mates warned me long ago
She will make you blue oo oo
They said you've been had
Untidy tart they told me so
The home that I once knew oo oo
Was a filthy floozys pad
One more, two more
Fleas on the bedroom floor
No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner
Three more, four more
Mice unite at the kitchen door
It wern't no rotten rumour,
He could never move her
And I never saw her with a hoover.
Ide fell for a hag from Hell
She wernt the one to woo oo oo
In my new hovel.
One more....
[Guitar time]
She's nicked off, I'm in a spin
The first thing I shall do oo oo
Is plug the hoover in.
One more....
