Now let's take a trip down memory lane Back to junior high school where it all began Three bad little kids raising hell at school We were just thirteen straight actin' a fool
Every day after class, kiv's house was the spot Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught Best friends, blood brothers, yo, we one and the same 'Till one fateful afternoon when everything changed
One day playing punch out up in kiv's room The house started shaking and we heard a "kaboom" Looked out the back window saw a billow of smoke Yo, your backyard is smashed, man this isn't a joke
(Let's go check this out man!) (I bet, let's go)
All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement Yo, what the hell is that? man, it looks like a spaceship! We all ran for cover and the hatch opened wide And a little green dude stepped out from inside
He said, "I'm from mars, and I come in peace I have something to ask, and it's not discreet There's a mutated strain in our dna helix And you three kids are the ones who can heal it"
But we're just thirteen, man, what can we do? "Um, how should I put this? I think we should screw" (what?) "On our home planet we can no longer breed I've been sent a self-receptacle for storing your seed"
Storing our seed? yo, I think he means sex Man, I'm a virgin, we all are, bad! "I'm just gonna lie here, and close my eyes" Aw, what should we do? now it's spreading it's thighs!
"You'll be heroes on our planet!" but why us three? "You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me"
(Yo should we do it?) (I don't know!) (Yo, I say we put it to a vote.) All in favor, say aye. aye!
Okay, we're in! "cool." Who should go first? "I have three depositories to capture your burst" Wait, at the same time? "yeah, that's what I was thinking Now here's some wine coolers, let's get you boys drinking"
We pounded the drinks, and started getting tipsy We took our positions, and started getting frisky One in the front and two in the back Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap
"Keep pumping away! my wife and family thank you" I'm about to explode! yo son, me too! Three way climax! best friends forever! Who would thought that we've lost our virginities together
"Andy, Jorm and Kiv, you've saved our race Your reward is one wish then I'll go back to space" We looked at eachother, didn't have to talk Knew exactly what he wanted before he took off
Mr. alien sir, for what it's worth We wanna be the greatest fake mc's on earth
"your wish is granted, and thanks again You may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friends What happened today was both incredible and bad Therefore your name is incredibad"