If I were a tree,
I'd be pleased with me,
Living and giving so others could be.
If I were a deer,
I'd feel pride sincere,
Knowing that no one's as graceful as me.
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If I were a bear,
I'd love a good scare.
You better not touch. I don't mind if you stare.
If I were a fish,
I'd laugh at the wish,
Of people to breathe without air.
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If I were a whale,
With a splash of my tail,
I'd make a wave that would make pirates pale.
If I were a frog,
I'd sit high on a log,
And sing all the tadpoles some mighty tall tales.