[Verse 1]
I saw a funny bug walking across the floor.
It must've gotten in through a crack in the door.
I watched it awhile then I watched it some more.
Then I had to go to run to the store.
I came back to see if it was still around.
It was still there but it was upside down.
I wish I could tell you it was snoozing instead,
But the funny little bug was a little bit dead.
[Chorus]
A little bit dead.
A little bit dead.
The funny little bug was a little bit dead.
I wish I could tell you it was snoozing instead,
But the funny little bug was a little bit dead.
[Verse 2]
It didn't bring down my day too bad,
But I have to admit I felt a little bit sad.
I went and got a quick little hug,
And felt a little better about the funny little bug.
[Chorus]
A little bit dead.
A little bit dead.
The funny little bug was a little bit dead.
I wish I could tell you it was snoozing instead,
But the funny little bug was a little bit dead.
[Verse 3]
I put it in some tp and I took it outside.
I set it on the grass, said, "I'm sorry that you died."
If it'd been a guinea pig I probably would've cried,
But it was just a little bug crawling inside.
[Chorus]
A little bit dead.
A little bit dead.
The funny little bug was a little bit dead.
I wish I could tell you it was snoozing instead,
But the funny little bug was a little bit dead.
A little bit dead.
A little bit dead.
The funny little bug was a little bit dead.
I wish I could tell you it was snoozing instead,
But the funny little bug was a little bit dead.
I wish I could tell you it was snoozing instead,
But the funny little bug was a little... Bit... Dead.