Guest List Lyrics

I was hanging out at the show
Feeling like a fat potato
I don't know what I'm doing here
I saw her at the door and
She looked as bored as me
So I got her in
I put her on the guest list
At the show and now I get
To watch her dance like
The other weirdos do
I saw she brought a camera
She did the groin-o-rama and
We were really having fun
I told her I was the lead singer
I felt like Harvey Klinger and
Then she smacked me in the head