Attention losers where's your girlfriend
You're no fun with all that dandruf
For the last time this is your brain on rejection
Get the picture
I'm not in love
Feeling thirsty feeling dirty
Maybe your hands are in your pants
Now wanna try it
Go on and smile at the tasty girl
In the douche commercial
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