[Verse 1]
I got fired today
And I'm really sore about it frankly
They took my iPhone away
Unless I want to pay
My tongue is turning grey
I protest and I pray
[Verse 2]
I got fired today
From a prestigious marketing think tank
What's a think tank anyway
None of us were informed
I didn't even know
What they paid me for
[Outro]
And I can't be a bartender again
