"Take off your pants," said the doctor
I said "Why?"
He said, "I want to check something out."
I said, "But I came here with a migraine."
He said, "Migraines can start in your bum."

So I took off my pants
And he told me to dance
And I danced for an hour or so
And he filmed the whole thing on his mobile phone
And uploaded the footage to YouTube

And after a week it have five million hits
And the footage got shown on tv
And I couldn't go out
Because people would shout
And say, "Hey, monkey boy! Dance for me!"

So I called the doctor and said,
"Doctor, what were you thinking?
And why did you do that to me?
You've shown my body to all of Australia
Everyone's laughing at my genitalia
I'm angry and hurt and I just can't go on. "

He said, "Ah, but your headache is gone."
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Doctor Lyrics

Sammy J – Doctor Lyrics