SAMMY:
Songs are so much fun, I like to play them
But I'll need some help, haven't you heard
When I find it hard to finish what I say, then
I'll need you to sing the final -

AUDIENCE:
- word

SAMMY:
So we'll start off nice and easy with a slow one
So the concept settles in your mind
'Cos you know the saying "it takes one to -

AUDIENCE:
- know one."

SAMMY:
Well, now you know it, don't get left be -

AUDIENCE:
- hind

SAMMY:
Well, now we're going faster
Luigi likes his -

AUDIENCE:
Pasta

SAMMY
That was just a test to see if you're racist
The Japanese are nice
And they eat a lot of -

AUDIENCE:
- rice

SAMMY:
Steamed vegetables
But don't worry if you fall
It's all for one and

AUDIENCE:
- one for all

SAMMY:
Well, now you're going great, you're like a choir
Everybody loves a singalong
Well, I could say, "Get out, guys, there's a -

AUDIENCE:
"- fire."

SAMMY:
But you'd still think it was part of the song
I bought a knife but it was blunt
You probably think I'm gonna make you say the word--
But I'm not, 'cos it's not like me
I was driving down the coast
And I thought I saw a -

AUDIENCE:
- ghost

SAMMY:
Put a letter in the -

AUDIENCE:
- post

SAMMY:
And in the toaster, I put -

AUDIENCE:
- toast

SAMMY:
No, bread, you buggers!
Am I ever gonna see your face again?

AUDIENCE:
NO WAY, GET FUCKED, FUCK OFF!

SAMMY:
I've got a very itchy nostril
So I scratched with a -
Nothing rhymes with nostril, that's correct
You're smart
There's a place for you all in my -

AUDIENCE:
- heart

SAMMY:
But sadly now, my friends
It's time for me to fly
'Cos every journey -

AUDIENCE:
- ends

SAMMY:
And this is now good -

AUDIENCE:
- bye
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Singalong Lyrics

Sammy J – Singalong Lyrics