The Lonely IslandLike A Boss

Seth Rogen: Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review Andy Samberg: No problem Seth Rogen: So your in charge around here is that fair to say? Andy Samberg: Absolutely, I'm the boss Seth Rogen: Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss Andy Samberg: Well the first thing I do is... Talk to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct workflow (like a boss) My own bathroom (like a boss) Micro manage (like a boss) Promote synergy (like a boss) Hit on Deborah (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Swallow sadness (like a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a s** line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss) Harassment lawsuit (like a boss) No promotion (like a boss) Fifth of vodka (like a boss) Shit on debrah's desk (like a boss) Buy a gun (like a boss) In my mouth (like a boss) Oh, fuck me a can't fucking do it shit Pussy out (like a boss) Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss) Jump out the window (like a boss) Suck a dudes dick (like a boss) Score some coke (like a boss) Crash my car (like a boss) Suck my own dick (like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) Chop my balls off (like a boss) Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant fish (like a boss) Fuck his brains out (like a boss) Turn into a jet (like a boss) Bomb the Russians (like a boss) Crash into the sun (like a boss) Now I'm dead (like a boss) Uh huh so that's an average day for you then? No doubt You chop you balls off and die? Hell yeah. I think that at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick? Nope Actually I'm pretty sure you did Naw that aint me Ok well this has been eye opening for me I'm da boss Yea I know I got that you said that 400 times I'm da boss Yeah, yeah I got it I'm da boss Ok great I heard you, bye Like a boss © 2018