Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner) Lyrics

Fuck the front door fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government until they fuck
You back fuck a Muslim fuck a Jew
Fuck fans of blink-182 that's
Illegal if you're born before 83
Fuck a bean cheese burrito fuck a bowl
Of cookie dough fuck the space
Between the big and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop fuck a marine fuck a
Jar of Vaseline fuck a calzone with pepperoni
Fuck a midget fuck a dwarf
Fuck Santa with an elf but
Before you fuck it all go fuck yourself