I'm in the stands, man
Big orange hand
And I'm cheering for myself
And I'm winning this time
Its easy to win
When you're the only one playing
I do a wave by myself
Its very easy to mistake a mountain for a grain of salt, I know
In my opinion, though, I found heaven isn't possible, alone
I'm a one hand clapping machine
My parents say I'm a natural
But no one knows it but me
B/c I can't do it when anyone's around!
I'm happy to eat alone
I'll eat my popcorn and be by myself.