[Verse 1]
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
[Chorus]
And it was yucky.
Oh, it was yucky.
I don't think anyone has ever been so unlucky,
And it was icky,
And it was sticky,
Come on, everybody, say, "Bleah!" (Bleah!)
[Verse 2]
Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
(I don't know what curds and whey is, but it sounds yucky!)
[Chorus]
Oh, it was yucky.
Oh, it was yucky.
I don't think anyone has ever been so unlucky,
And it was icky,
And it was sticky.
Come on, everybody, say, "Bleah!" (Bleah!)
[Verse 3]
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry! (Mwah!)
[Chorus]
And it was yucky.
Oh, it was yucky!
I don't think anyone has ever been so unlucky,
And it was icky!
And it was sticky.
Come on, everybody, says, "Bleah!" (Bleah!)
[Verse 4]
Nursery rhymes are just for kids; they're supposed to be so nice!
But some are just so yucky that you gotta say, "Bleah!" twice! (Bleah! Bleah!)
(Now give me one more great big, super gigantic 'Bleah! ')
Bleah!!!
There... Was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children she didn't know what to do,
[Chorus]
'Cause they were yucky!
Oh, they were yucky!
I don't think anyone has ever been so unlucky,
And they were icky!
And they were sticky, too!
Come on, everybody, say, "Bleah!" (Bleah!)
[Verse 5]
Little Jack Horner,
Sat in a corner,
Eating his Christmas pie,
(And then he took his thumb and he stuck it right in the middle of that pie, and when he pulled it out, it had a great big gloppy, purple, disgusting plum on it! And you know what that plum was, don't ya?)
[Chorus]
It was yucky.
Oh, it was yucky.
I don't think anyone has ever been so unlucky,
And it was icky,
And it was sticky!
Come on, everybody, say, "Bleah!" (Bleah!)
It was yucky.
I don't think anyone has ever been so unlucky,
And it was icky,
And it was sticky!
Come on, everybody, say, "Bleah!" (Bleah!)
Come on, everybody, say, "Bleah!" (Bleah!)
Come on, everybody, say,... "Bleah!" (Bleah!)