[Chorus]
Weird things are everywhere.
From there to here and here to there.
The kind of things that make you want to stop and stare.
Weird things, weird things are everywhere.
[Verse 1]
Off in South Dakota there's a palace made of corn.
A giant Paul Bunyan in the state where I was born.
I've seen a Georgia peanut with a presidential smile.
And a California town that smells like garlic for miles.
[Chorus]
Weird things are everywhere.
From there to here and here to there.
The kind of things that make you want to stop and stare.
Weird things, weird things are everywhere.
[Verse 2]
Thousands of bats in a New Mexico cave.
You can sit by the entrance if you are very brave.
And when the sun goes down and those bats come flying out,
It's something you'll tell all your friends about.
[Chorus]
Weird things are everywhere.
From there to here and here to there.
The kind of things that make you want to stop and stare.
Weird things, weird things are everywhere.
[Verse 3]
Bigfoot and the Jackelope,
A winged pig made out of soap,
The Louisiana Bassigator,
Arizona meteor crater,
Dinosaur land,
Miles of white sand,
A pony that fits in the palm of your hand,
It's roadside America just waiting to be found.
Why are you still sitting around?
[Chorus]
Weird things are everywhere.
From there to here and here to there.
The kind of things that make you want to stop and stare.
Weird things, weird things are everywhere.
Weird things are everywhere.
From there to here and here to there.
The kind of things that make you want to stop and stare.
Weird things, weird things are everywhere.
Weird things, weird things are everywhere!
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