'Allo I'm-a Giuseppe I got-a something special-a for you Ready? Uno Duo Tre Quatro! When I was a boy Just abouth the eightth-a grade Mama used to say: "Don't stay out-a late With the bad-a boys Always shoot-a pool Giuseppe going to flunk-a school! Boy It make-a me sick All the t'ing I gotta do I can't-a get-a no kicks Always got to follow rules Boy It make-a me sick Just to make-a lousy bucks Got to feel-a like a fool And-a mama used to say all-a time: What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad? It's-a not so bad It's-a nice-a place Ah Shaddap-a you face! That's-a my mama. I can remember! Big accordion solo! Ah ! Play dat again! Really nice Really nice! Soon-a come-a day Gonna be a big-a star Den I make-a T.V. shows and-a movies Get-a myself a new car But still I be myself I don't want-a to change a t'ing Still a-dance and a-sing t'ing about-a mama She used to say: What's-a matter you? Hey! Mama She said it all-a da time! What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect
That's-a my mama! Hello Everybody! 'At's out-a dere in-a radio and-a T.V. land Aid you know I had a big-a hit-a song in-a Italy with-a disc? Shaddap-a you face, I sing-a dis-a song All-a my fans applaud Dey clap-a da hands Dat-a make me feel-a so good; You ought to learn-a dis-a song It's-a real-a simple See I sing, What's-a matter you? You sing Hey! Den I sing-a da rest And den at de end We can all-a sing: Ah, Shaddap-a you face! 0.k. Let's-a try it Really big - Uno Duo Tre Quatro! What's a matter you ? Hey!