Reggae -
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman you wife.
So for my personal point of view
Get another girl to marry you.
Prrretty woman with the pretty face
Tracks attention in every place
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When she walks she makes the men all moon
Pretty soon
Pretty soon you're alone.
If you want to be happy . . .
Course a big fat woman keeps you warm at home
Lots of meat shaking on the bone.
When she throws the big leg on you
AII night long makes a dream come true.
If you want to be happy . . .
Reggae italian . . . big piano solo . . . not bad he . . .
Next time try two fingers . . . accordion quick . . .
Ah
That's my kind of music . . . clap the hands . . . it's alright . . .
Ok . . . clap the hands everybody . . . little bit of italian applause . . .
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Don't make a fancy woman your wife
If you want to be happy . . .
Course a fancy woman got a fancy taste -
She spends all the day fixing up her face.
Why she got to use so much of powder and paste
When she kisses you it's a funny taste.
If you want to be happy . . .
If you want to be happy . . .
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So for Giuseppe's personal point of view
Get another girl to marry you.
Ah
It makes me feel so good.