I'm not
Who you think i am.
And i think you could
Use a head exam.

And i know,
I'm not allways right.
But how can we make babies,
If you won't spend the night.

(chorus)
Just because i live like an animal
My room smeels like a petting zoo.
Sometimes i go pee in the shower
Does not mean i don't love you.
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Not me
Not me
Na-na-no
Not me
Not me

Maybe
All your friends were right.
One look at me--
No more appetite.

And maybe
You'll give me a chance.
I'd take you out to dinner-
But i can't find my pants

(chorus)

Not me
Not me
Na-na-no
Not me
Not me
Na-na-no

Nobody knows
Nobody knows

(chorus)2x

Love you
Love you
Love you