Now the time is here

Toilet talk is what is near

In an outhouse outside my pad

My sense of smell makes me see red

My dog takes a drink

From the toilet which makes us think



Toilet!!



Pizza dinner I went out

20 beers scream and shout

Now the moment of truth comes in
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I'll fill that dog from the other end



I hope that someday I will find

A giant toilet of this kind

It's drained with tile and coping and

Free alva decks for my whole band

Skate this thing till the break of dawn

While Corky and Tyler pack my bong

What's the deal you say it's gay

While chicks and jocks they think it's lame.