I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks
So I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus
This can't be happening to me
I think It just a dream
Halfway there I saw the glare
This place is fuckin heaven

I believe, believe in God
Before I found Las Vegas I'd say burn that synagogue
Now I believe, believe in God
In just one night I saw the light
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I used to feel so lost no gambling in my life
Now there's no turning back I'd even bet my wife
This can't be happening to me
I'm losing everything
I say dear lord I'll steal a ford
And put it down on red

I believe, believe in God
To you it's just Jesus Christ to me it's Jesus Keno
I believe, believe in God
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Evil I don't see no
My son's now named casino
Ask me why god lives here
You know I'll just say bingo
I'm making it a point to place a bet at every joint
Drink more booze I just can't lose
This place is fuckin heaven

I believe, believe in God
It didn't take me much
I went there on a hunch
I believe, believe in God
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