I ate the haggis
By and by hallelujah
I ate the haggis, now i
Feel like a cat on the warm hood
Of a car thats just done driving
On a cold winters day hey hey
Brought to me from scotland
With a fiver I cant spend
Got directions on the can
To serve it up with a wee dram
A wee dram of irish whiskey
On a cold winters day
Lamb, oats and suet
Boiled in the stomach of a sheep
I ate the haggis
By and by hallelujah
I ate the haggis now my
Father used to tell me
Dont go pissin on the apples
That have fallen from the tree
Cause youll see that when yer hungry
And yer backs against the wall
A fallen apple aint so bad
To eat
I ate the haggis by and by
Hallelujah.

