The kiwi and the liquid gold

For helen would have surely knowed

I'd love her if it weren't that i

Bind myself to a single joy

I was sleeping with my lgo

I was polishing my midnight runners

I was handling my regal tip

Cold beer and my prison rolls

Take a good look at the patchwork

That hellen saw on my foot

Well she took a look around, friend

Yeah she took her love to town, friend
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I was sleeping with my lgo

I was polishing my midnight runners

I was handling my regal tip

Cold beer and my prison rolls

I got eyes I can't stand it

Jalepeños inbetween my toes

The duke of earl and smoking joe

All the kiwi and the liquid gold

I was sleeping with my lgo

I was polishing my midnight runners

I was handling my regal tip

Cold beer and my prison rolls

I'm gonna eat my damn 8 year old shoes