Did you ever (never) neither have I
Well, pardon me for breathing but
Would you give me back my cup
You know the one I mean
Yes, you do because I've seen you take it out
From time to time
I wonder would you mind
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Excuse me Ma'm your hand it's on my knee
Oh, would you mind removing it
My collars getting rather stiff
And I'm not one to fuss
But if I don't catch my bus
I'm afraid I won't be home in time
I wonder would you mind

If I asked you for a date
Kept you out three hours late
Would you be happy or upset
Would you no longer have respect for me
Would I just be a danger

On your mark get set all ready go
And don't be such a silly ass
Just because you failed to pass
It doesn't mean to say
You can't try another day
Why even failures pass in time
I wonder would you mind