Hey pretty baby have you heard the news
Somebody stepped upon my blue suede shoes
They said they were sorry
And as you can see
I took it all in my stride
But when they said, is there something we can do
I of course replied
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I went to my doctor, just ten other day
I said `Listen Doc, are you feeling okay?`
I told him to lie down on his couch
And that I would look inside
But when he began to hurl abuse
I of course replied

As you might well have heard
And as from today
Not only have women equal rights
Now they have equal pay

They said run along now
There's a good chap
So I pushed them to one side
And when they said `Hey,
What's the meaning of this?`
I of course replied