Spike in girlie voice: How can I thank you, you mysterious black
Clad hunk of a knight thing.
Spike in Cheesy Man voice: No need little lady. Your tears of
Gratitude are enough for me. You see I was once a badass vampire,
But love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now I'm just a big
Fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No! Not the hair, never the hair.
Spike in girlie voice: But there must be some way I can show my
Appreciation.
Spike in Cheesy Man voice: no! Helping those in need's my job.
And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like
A magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.
Spike in girlie voice: I understand I have a nephew who's gay..... So...
Spike in Cheesy Man voice: Say no more! Evil's still afoot. And
I'm almost out of the nancy boy hair gel I like so much.
Quickly! To the Angel mobile away!
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Oz: Hello L. A.
Cordelia: Oz? O my god...Oz! I am so happy to see you!
Good 'ol Oz...Oz! Oz!
Doyle: Lemme just take a stab at it...you'd be Oz?
Oz: Good guess.
Cordelia: This is so cool... I mean here you are, in L. A. And you're
The total embodiment of all things Sunnydale.
Oz: Well it's a burden, but I manage.
Cordelia: ok! We have serious catching up to do. How's everything?
How's, How's the Bronze?
Oz: The same
Cordelia: And the gang?
Oz: Their good.
Cordelia: Good, good!.... Good!
Oz: We done?
Cordelia: Completely
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Cordelia: I've heard...but I doubt very much...that the main
Characters are Betty and Barney Rubble, as you so vehemently
Insisted last night. Also I don't think Oz appreciated being called
My little Bam Bam all night.
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*Bang*
Spike: Cordelia...you look smashing....
Cordelia: yes! You know there's this great gym on.... Hey!
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Cordelia: Spike's nearly done Buffy in a few times. I mention he has
Killed two slayers already?
Doyle: You did.
Cordelia: Oh! And this one time he and Dru raised this demon that
Burned people alive from the inside. It was this whole weird thing
With an arm in a box,
Doyle: An arm in a box?
*Phone rings*
Doyle: It's close enough dimwit.
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Spike: What is it with you good guys runnin' in packs? Who's this one
Then?
Doyle: More than meets the eye, Blondie. Where's Angel?
Spike: Um... Tall brooding guy? Caveman brow? He's having
The living Hell tortured out of him.
Cordelia: I don't trust you.
Spike: A coin of popular Sunnydale phrase...duh!
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Spike: And suddenly I'm so painfully bored! In one piece was
Never part of the deal.
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*Weird sound*
Spike: Lucy, I'm home.... Bloody hell.
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Spike: son of A bitch! I do the work, I do the digging, fight off
The slayer, drive to L. A. I hire the help. And what do I get?
Bloody screwed is what! Well, that cinches it! No more partners.
From now on...I'm my own man! Lone wolf...soul survivor...here,
Look out! Here comes Spike... The biggest baddest mother.... Moan
*Sound of fire*..... I really hope they kill each other...
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Oz: Incredibly pale. I'm just very pail...I'm paler than most people...
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Angel: I don't know about you, but I had a nice day.
You know except for the fact that I was nearly tortured to death.
Doyle: But you stood up...
Angel: O god... I was this close to telling them everything.
I mean one more hot poker and I was giving them the ring...
Your mom everything. How is your mom?
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