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Correct Clips From Buffy And Angel Episodes Lyrics
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Spike in girlie voice: How can I thank you, you mysterious black Clad hunk of a knight thing. Spike in Cheesy Man voice: No need little lady. Your tears of Gratitude are enough for me. You see I was once a badass vampire, But love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now I'm just a big Fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No! Not the hair, never the hair. Spike in girlie voice: But there must be some way I can show my Appreciation. Spike in Cheesy Man voice: no! Helping those in need's my job. And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like A magnificent poof is truly thanks enough. Spike in girlie voice: I understand I have a nephew who's gay..... So... Spike in Cheesy Man voice: Say no more! Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of the nancy boy hair gel I like so much. Quickly! To the Angel mobile away! New scene Oz: Hello L. A. Cordelia: Oz? O my god...Oz! I am so happy to see you! Good 'ol Oz...Oz! Oz! Doyle: Lemme just take a stab at it...you'd be Oz? Oz: Good guess. Cordelia: This is so cool... I mean here you are, in L. A. And you're The total embodiment of all things Sunnydale. Oz: Well it's a burden, but I manage. Cordelia: ok! We have serious catching up to do. How's everything? How's, How's the Bronze? Oz: The same Cordelia: And the gang? Oz: Their good. Cordelia: Good, good!.... Good! Oz: We done? Cordelia: Completely New scene Cordelia: I've heard...but I doubt very much...that the main Characters are Betty and Barney Rubble, as you so vehemently Insisted last night. Also I don't think Oz appreciated being called My little Bam Bam all night. New scene *Bang* Spike: Cordelia...you look smashing.... Cordelia: yes! You know there's this great gym on.... Hey! New Scene Cordelia: Spike's nearly done Buffy in a few times. I mention he has Killed two slayers already? Doyle: You did. Cordelia: Oh! And this one time he and Dru raised this demon that Burned people alive from the inside. It was this whole weird thing With an arm in a box, Doyle: An arm in a box? *Phone rings* Doyle: It's close enough dimwit. New Scene Spike: What is it with you good guys runnin' in packs? Who's this one Then? Doyle: More than meets the eye, Blondie. Where's Angel? Spike: Um... Tall brooding guy? Caveman brow? He's having The living Hell tortured out of him. Cordelia: I don't trust you. Spike: A coin of popular Sunnydale phrase...duh! New Scene Spike: And suddenly I'm so painfully bored! In one piece was Never part of the deal. New Scene *Weird sound* Spike: Lucy, I'm home.... Bloody hell. New Scene Spike: son of A bitch! I do the work, I do the digging, fight off The slayer, drive to L. A. I hire the help. And what do I get? Bloody screwed is what! Well, that cinches it! No more partners. From now on...I'm my own man! Lone wolf...soul survivor...here, Look out! Here comes Spike... The biggest baddest mother.... Moan *Sound of fire*..... I really hope they kill each other... New Scene Oz: Incredibly pale. I'm just very pail...I'm paler than most people... New Scene: Angel: I don't know about you, but I had a nice day. You know except for the fact that I was nearly tortured to death. Doyle: But you stood up... Angel: O god... I was this close to telling them everything. I mean one more hot poker and I was giving them the ring... Your mom everything. How is your mom?
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