The Short, The Tall, The Chubby & The Old
Sat in a sofa waiting for the blonde
The music came on & she came in
Missiles slowly aimed for the sky
As she stumbled around, wiggling her nyloned thighs
Men Drunk, Girl high so they donґt have to feel a thing

Thatґs the way the world goes
Thatґs the way life is
We all play our part in the show
& itґs three more days to Christmas Eve

The Short punched in at 7 Oґclock
Days on the shop-floor sure as hell donґt rock
In fact heґs never been rocked in his life at all
The Tall drowned in a sleazy bar
For one kiss heґd bring down the Polar star
But there ainґt no way that heґs gonna crawl

Thatґs the way the world goes
Thatґs the way life is
We all play our part in the show
& itґs two more days to Christmas Eve

The Chubby almost lost it on a road full of snow
Itґs itching where it ainґt supposed to & it makes him low
He shakes the notion & steers up to his parents house
The Old put his Granddaughter on his knee
She gives him a hug & for a moment heґs free
But when he meets his sons eyes he turn into a mouse

Thatґs the way the world goes
Thatґs the way life is
We all play our part in the show
& itґs one more day to Christmas Eve

The Blonde woke up on the toilet floor
With her High-heels as a pillow, wet & cold
She didnґt die last night neither
& if it donґt kill you well it makes you strong
But she canґt even remember her own favourite song
Abstinence comes sailing like a well known fever

Thatґs the way the world goes
Thatґs the way life is
We all play our part in the show
& Today itґs coming... you better get up off on your ass...
Cause itґs coming now baby Christmas Eve
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