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The Short, The Tall, The Chubby & The Old
Sat in a sofa waiting for the blonde
The music came on & she came in
Missiles slowly aimed for the sky
As she stumbled around, wiggling her nyloned thighs
Men Drunk, Girl high so they don't have to feel a thing

That's the way the world goes
That's the way life is
We all play our part in the show
& it's three more days to Christmas Eve

The Short punched in at 7 O'clock
Days on the shop-floor sure as hell don't rock
In fact he's never been rocked in his life at all
The Tall drowned in a sleazy bar
For one kiss he'd bring down the Polar star
But there ain't no way that he's gonna crawl

That's the way the world goes
That's the way life is
We all play our part in the show
& it's two more days to Christmas Eve

The Chubby almost lost it on a road full of snow
It's itching where it ain't supposed to & it makes him low
He shakes the notion & steers up to his parents house
The Old put his Granddaughter on his knee
She gives him a hug & for a moment he's free
But when he meets his sons eyes he turn into a mouse

That's the way the world goes
That's the way life is
We all play our part in the show
& it's one more day to Christmas Eve

The Blonde woke up on the toilet floor
With her High-heels as a pillow, wet & cold
She didn't die last night neither
& if it don't kill you well it makes you strong
But she can't even remember her own favourite song
Abstinence comes sailing like a well known fever

That's the way the world goes
That's the way life is
We all play our part in the show
& Today it's coming... you better get up off on your ass... 
Cause it's coming now baby Christmas Eve

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