Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (bass)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)


Female soprano:
Broth reminds me of nuns.

Chorus:
( nuns... nuns...)

Female soprano:
I see them smashing with rulers
Disciplining munchkin cretins.
Tortured munchkins, tortured munchkins
I wish irish catholic victims.
Little green scratchy sweaters,
Little green scratchy ones
And courderoy ponce.
Courderoy ponce
And green scratchy munchkin.
I wish irish catholic victims.
Munchkins get me hot.
Munchkins get me get me hot.

Hot! gets her real hot.
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank+zappa/little+green+scratchy+sweaters+amp+courduroy+ponce_20972823.html ]