My left shoe's on my right foot
My right shoe's on my left
Oh, listen to me Mimi
Of reason I'm bereft

The buttons of my trousers
Are buttoned to my vest
Oh, listen to me Mimi
Mere passion's in my breast

Mimi, you funny little good for nothing Mimi
Am I the guy?
Mimi, you sunny little honey of a Mimi
I'm aiming high

Mimi, you've got me sad and dreamy
You could free me, if you'd see me
Mimi, you know I'd like to have
A little son of a Mimi bye and bye