Howâ€™s your love life,Howâ€™s your heartbeat,How do you do with me? Howâ€™s that new boy,How does he rate,How do you do without me? My doctors say Iâ€™m fit and healthy,I really come on,My bank will tell you that Iâ€™m solvent,Except that Iâ€™m overdrawn,So howâ€™s forgiving,Howâ€™s forgetting,How can you do this to me? And howâ€™s for living,Howâ€™s for getting a flat with me as a lessee? I tell you what,Youâ€™re in a rot,You need a caretaker, see? Honey, how could you do,How do you do without me?