"Your presence is requested," wrote little Johnny White,<br />
"But with is invitation, there is a stipulation,<br />
When you attend this party, you'll be treated right, but<br />
There's a wild and wooly woman you boys can't invite, now.<br />
Chorus:<br />
You can bring Pearl, she's a darn nice girl, but don't bring Lulu.<br />
You can bring Rose with the turned up nose, but don't bring Lulu.<br />
Lulu always wants to do, what we boys don't want her to,<br />
When she struts her stuff around, London bridge is falling down,<br />
You can bring cake or Porterhouse steak, but don't bring Lulu.<br />
Lulu gets blue and she goes cuckoo like the clock on the shelf,<br />
She's the kind of smartie who breaks up every party,<br />
Hullabaloo loo, don't bring Lulu, I'll bring her myself.<br />
<br />
We all went to the party, real hi-toned affair,<br />
Then along came Lulu, wild as any Zulu,<br />
She started into Charleston, and how the boys did stare, but<br />
When she did the hula-hula, then she got the air, now.<br />
Chorus:<br />
You can bring Pearl, she's a darn nice girl, but don't bring Lulu.<br />
You can bring Rose with the turned up nose, but don't bring Lulu.<br />
Lulu always wants to do, what we boys don't want her to,<br />
When she struts her stuff around, London bridge is falling down,<br />
You can bring cake or Porterhouse steak, but don't bring Lulu.<br />
Lulu gets blue and she goes cuckoo like the clock on the shelf,<br />
She's the kind of smartie who breaks up every party,<br />
Hullabaloo loo, don't bring Lulu, I'll bring her myself.
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