On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me,
A god damn son of A b***h!!!
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me,
two bloody nuts,
and A god damn son of A b***h!!!
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and A god damn son of A b***h!!!
On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and A god damn son of A b***h!!!
On the fith day of christmas my true love gave to me,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and A god damn son of A b***h!!!
On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
six uclamings,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and A god damn son of A b***h!!!
On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me,
seven chicken gizzards,
six uclamings,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and A god damn son of A b***h!!!
On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight doo-doo-Doo-doo,
seven chicken gizzards,
six uclamings,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and A god damn son of A b***h!!!
On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
nine, and
Eight doo-doo-Doo-doo,
seven chicken gizzards,
six uclamings,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and A god damn son of A b***h!!!
On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
ten debbie gizzards,
nine, and
Eight doo-doo-Doo-doo,
seven chicken gizzards,
six uclamings,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and A god damn son of A b***h!!!
On the eleventeenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
eleventeen S. T. L. D. 's,
ten debbie gizzards,
nine, and
Eight doo-doo-Doo-doo,
seven chicken gizzards,
six uclamings,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and A god damn son of A b***h!!!
On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
twelve tuna-Twat,
eleventeen S. T. L. D. 's,
ten debbie gizzards,
nine, and
Eight doo-doo-Doo-doo,
seven chicken gizzards,
six uclamings,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and A god damn son of A biiiiiitch!!!!!!!
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The 12 Days Of Christmas Lyrics