[Verse 1]
I like cheese but I can't digest the shit
I'm on the loo in the middle of Washington
These are some of the things
I can't eat:
It's
Yogurt, milk, and cheese
That makes me shit
I cannot not, not, not, have nothing yo
But when I eat the dairy
My bowels do flow
Uh oh
I think I shit myself
I had some ice cream man
[Bridge] x4
He cannot digest the lactose
These are just the facts
[Intelligible voice]
