(Can't Touch This - MC Hammer)

You shouldn't touch this
You better not touch it hu-hu
Gonna' touch it anyway
Cuz' it feels good ha-ha
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/bob+rivers/shouldnt+touch+this+pee+wees+song_20741277.html ]
My name is Pee-Wee Herman
And I really want to say
I think it's peachy keen
To be exposed like this
So listen up boys and girls
Your fate's in your own hands
You only go round once in life
So grab it while you can

You shouldn't touch this
You better not touch it
Gonna' touch it anyway

Don't cuff me
Wait, Where we goin'?
Don't you know who I am?