-Welcome to BurgerDoodle, can I have your order please? -Oh yes. I'd like a Spiffy Burger with low fat cheese and an order of seasoned curly fries but only if they're cooked in virgin peanut oil. -Ummm, $7.42 at the second window. Drive through please.
I work on a deep fryer, at a fast food chain And my employers, Crack the whip and the chains But what do I get, For my pay? A couple dollars, is just pocket change
If I save my dough, For a month or so I couldn't buy a can of coke, It's a joke!
Despite a measly raise, I am starvin' on minimum wage Despite a measly raise, I am starvin' on minimum wage I slave every day but I can't afford a date with a babe Despite a measly raise, I am starvin' on minimum wage
I can't afford to have no fun So I'm spitting on your toasted bun I've made this one especially for you
-Yeah, I'll hold the pickle for ya, pal -How about some special sauce, huh? Enjoy the lung butter -There you go, sir, enjoy your burger!