Well I the girl for every high school guy, yeah I got everything A little shirt and a skirt so high every month you can spot a cotton spot a cotton tampon string I'll drop my books and then I'll bend and then I'll bend a little more Everybody thinks Ashley's my best friend, well that bitch is a whore With a capital H-O-A-R Ignorance is bliss. Who need feminism with an ass like this? With a capital H-O-A are you guys liking what you see? 'Cause if beauty's on the inside, you might as well go inside me.
Well I'm the guy for that high school girl, yeah partying is my life In a few hours I'll be hittin the gym and in a few years I'll be hitting my wife Y'know, I like to hang loose No way! So does my crotch. Well I hope you brought your man juice 'Cause I brought scotch With a Capitol One no hassle card Stolen from my dad Dignity's overrated, self respect's a fad Well I'm like a game of baseball 'cause there's something you might catch And if you put out, I'd say that we're a perfect, I'd say that we're a perfect, I guess that we're a perfect match A perfect match, a perfect match