My dog's stomach was very upset, so I put him in the car and we went to the vet And on our way to the vet, I killed a cat. And I said, isn't that ironic?
I adopted a child from overseas to rescue it from child labor factories. And On his very first birthday we went to build a bear workshop Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C a water park has burned to the ground and tow truck has broken down. I always use to cry when I laugh, But then I was raped by a clown.Isn't this ironic?
I was watching Al Gore on CNN, He was talking, and talking, and talking, And then out of boredom my pet polar bear shot himself. Isn't that ironic?
I dated an animal rights activist and one day she got really pissed I was eating veal that was wrapped in PETA bread. Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull out couch. Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C Yeah if everyday you played the board game Risk, you'd probably never taken a risk in your life And Monopoly has far from a strangle hold in the board game market. A little kid died from suffocation when he choked on a game piece from operation And I can't grow a beard, that one's not Ironic, that one's just sad.