A pirate walks into the bar The bartender asks What's with the steering wheel in your pants? The pirate says Arr! It's driving me nuts.
Now I've been riding across the seven seas Looking for a girl from another fantasy I keep a big ship They call me Captain King.
I got the I patch Tri hat Rollin' like a pirate Shiver my timbers Fuck you till you're limber Freaky deaky Till you get leaky Like Run DMC it's tricky So animated might as well call me Mickey
Pedal to the medal Red eyes like a devil Raise the white flag Can't reach my level Like arr arr Flow sick like SARS XXX till I hit your mark Ahoy! Ahoy! I put that happy to the joy Fuck with me And I'll play you like a GameBoy Ninja Skin ya Throw you in a blender Chop chop chop I'm a motherfucking pirate!
Yo Ho Ho And a bottle rum we go Argh! It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho And a bottle rum we go Argh! It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho It's a pirates life for me It's a pirates life for me