Go, go ape s**t, go ape s**t
Go, go ape s**t, go ape s**t
Go, go ape s**t, go ape s**t
Well, I'm about to let it go down

Fu***n' hopped up like Dennis Hopper on speed
I'ma smoke your a** like Cheech and Chong smokes weed
My cum's so chunky it's like an Oreo Mcflurry
I'm gonna f**k your face til your eyes get blurry

F**k the poker, I'll be poking you right up, now you're choking
B*****s love my c*** like Slash loves rock
I'm your f**k, get up on your bare back
When they find you they're gonna find you on the ceiling

Backed up jacked up, you ain't got no feeling
So if I'm in a wheelchair, I'm your favorite nightmare
I'm gonna die hard like Bruce f*****g Willis
I am not sick I'm just simply the ill-est of all

It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong

B***h, I don't know if you can handle this shlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

Chopping through the butcher shop, racking the meat
You'll climax so high the altitude'll make your ears bleed
Getting f****d from behind is tight on the pelvis
I'm down for deep anal, b***h, I'm not about the cervix, oh!

Blonde Barbie Ken, f**k that Hollister s**t
I'm more q**** than Clay Aiken with Aberzombie and b***h
And when you come back yelping (what) for a second helping
You'll be screaming "Jayy Von!" while I'm motherfucking felching

Neck, back, stack then onto the scrotum
Got more f*****g crack than the hoods in Harlem
Spray me, don't date me; use your mouth, not your hand
Swallow your c** like vodka if my name was Lindsay Lohan - Haha

There's a way, there's a train, ride it on me
I'll be your railroad baby, just give me your seed
This fagot just f****d your girl, she got rid of her p***y
Sewed her snatch, got a d**k just so she could f**k me

It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong

B***h, I don't know if you can handle this shlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

I'm slamming b*****s like Kong's slammin' barrels
F**k more wenches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
C*** so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong

(Slow motion) Slammin them like barrels

Go, go ape s**t, go ape s**t
Go, go ape s**t, go ape s**t

It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong

B***h, I don't know if you can handle this shlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

I'm slamming b*****s like Kong's slammin' barrels
F**k more wenches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
C*** so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong
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It's On Like Donky Kong Lyrics