Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?" Excited Southerner: "Yes, I did. I - First of all I just wanted to say that you're - - very pretty girl, and I, I -- Hoo -- you'the -- we've known each other for so long now, And-uh, it's about time that the two of us -- We're both getting older right now, and-uh, And I don't want to die alone, I -- tell you that much -- Hoo -- getting ahead of myself -- got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, Concentrate on what I'm trying to get across to you right now, hoo, I mean, whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing To be a house husband, you don't have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your Job there, there, I'm, I'm, the-, I'm, I'm -- Hoo, honeymoon in the Poconos, with the -- hoo, woo hoo -- s** optional -- you don't have to do what you don't want to do, Hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you're going to love me, and that -- That's fi-- til death do us part I, we'll get the chocolate cake And the sunrise and the sunset -- no prenuptial agree --" Girl: "Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? Because I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment. " Excited Southerner: "Coooooo."